[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
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things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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when people say nice things about you
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btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
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next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
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